new jersey. cabrio enthusiast.
twenty-one years young. taken and happy.

 

What should I get daddy for fathers day? Gotta be something small for shipping purposes (he lives 1200 miles away in florida). He likes golf, cigars, and generally being a baller. Hmmm…

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

George Carlin

(Source: animalsandmonsters)