Please stop giving yourself a pity party. I did nothing wrong to you. You broke us when you lied and snuck around with another girl. Your tumblr makes it look like I wronged you, when in fact you threw away 4+ years of love, not to mention a great friendship. Your selfishness is what led to our breakup, so I thought that was something you would want to fix about yourself… obviously I was mistaken.
"First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick"
YOUR BOY SIDE [x] you wear hoodies [x] you wear jeans [ ] dogs are better than cats [x] it’s hilarious when people get hurt [x] you’ve played with/against boys on a team [x] shopping is torture [ ] sad movies suck [ ] you own an XBOX [x] you own a Wii [x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid [ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter [ ] you own a DS, PS2 or Sega [x] you used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers [x] you watch/watched early morning cartoons [x] you watch sports on TV [x] you go to your dad for advice [ ] you have played sport at a state level [ ] you used to/do collect collector trading cards [x] you have worn baggy sweatpants [ ] it’s kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people [x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors [x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think [x] sports are fun [ ] you talk with food in your mouth [ ] you sleep at night with your socks on [x] you have fished at least once TOTAL = 16
YOUR GIRL SIDE [ ] you love to shop [x] you wear eyeliner [x] you considered/did cheerleading [x] you wear the color pink [ ] you go to your mom for advice [ ] you hate wearing the color black [ ] you like going to town [x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures [x] you like wearing jewelry [x] you cried watching The Notebook [ ] skirts are a part of your wardrobe [ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies [ ] you don’t like Star Wars [x] you are/were in gymnastics [x] it takes you around a half an hour to shower [x] you smile a lot more than you should [x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes [x] sometimes you care about what you look like [x] you like wearing dresses sometimes [x] you like wearing body spray or deodorant [x] you wear high heel shoes [x] you used to play with dolls as a kid [x] you have put makeup on others [x] you like being the center of attention [ ] you love shoe shopping [x] pink is one of your favorite colors TOTAL = 18
not gonna lie, i’m a little shocked by the outcome of this lol